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    February 25

    如何应对经济危机

    最近满耳朵的可靠的小道消息，将被或正被裁员时,我们总是温和相劝,人道鼓励.入夜,为自己斟满一杯热水，开始了妖妖遐想:年关不好过啊.撅着屁股干活的IT民工今年都不好过了.
    一场省钱计划在交谈中蔓延开来------

    老公抬头一看)这光一个房间吊灯,就得用9个灯泡?!
    妖妖:拧8个剩一个!
    老公:让保姆最近肉少买,菜多买.
    妖妖:直接开了,我来做.你不嫌弃的话.
    老公怜惜的看看我,还是老公做吧."好"我立刻答应。
    老公:你不是爱吃沙拉吗.月底前玩命吃吧.
    妖妖:以后呢?
    老公:下个月开始就戒了吧.
    老公:饮用水是不是快没了?咱还叫么?
    妖妖:喝自来水吧.
    老公:电视空调DVD机顶盒平时不用，插头全拔了吧.
    妖妖:老公,你怕挤公交吗?
    老公:不怕.
    妖妖:把车卖了吧
    妖妖:老公,你讨厌吃泡面吗?
    老公:讨厌.
    妖妖:重新喜欢上吧.
    妖妖:还好没买雪地靴,明天把去年的靴子翻出来刷一刷凑合穿.
    老公心疼地)这小可怜儿哦. 好!
    妖妖:老公,你嫌弃我变老长皱纹么?
    老公:你不老,没有皱纹!
    妖妖:要是有,你嫌弃么?
    老公:当然不会.
    妖妖: ,眼霜就再不买了.
    老公:宝贝儿还想减肥么?
    妖妖:想呢.
    老公:好,以后菜里油会很少.
    妖妖:老公,你还在乎精神食粮么?
    老公:不在乎了。
    妖妖:把你的书都卖了吧.包括童年漫画收藏册。
    老公:当废纸么?
    妖妖:放淘宝!傻子!
    老公:以后手纸不再用三层加厚带弹性的了.
    妖妖:还用什么手纸!我让我姐把学生一年内写的检讨书打包寄过来.
    老公:明儿我上街寻摸寻摸大前门多少钱一条。
    妖妖:我晚上帮你卷烟丝攒烟头吧.
    老公:咱家狗狗长得还行,要不卖了吧.
    妖妖:卖不了多少钱的.实在撑不下去的时候,能管一周的伙食.

    老公:冰箱卖了吧,东西放阳台.
    妖妖:灰尘大，吃病了还得花药钱.
    老公:咱有钱的亲戚还剩多少?
    妖妖:没几个了.怎?
    老公:电话都整理下,保不齐得挨家借去.
    妖妖:老公,老公,你喜欢当摇滚歌星么?
    老公:咋?
    妖妖:头发就别再剃了。
    老公懊恼的拍了拍腿:靠,经济危机之前我应该再买个新的刮胡刀.
    妖妖:那样就可以再撑个5,6年了....
    妖妖:老公,人是不是一个肾就够用了?
    老公: .够用了.
    妖妖:另一个就卖了吧.
    妖妖:老公,老公,你在乎我的贞洁么?
    老公:当然在乎啊!!!!
    妖妖:哦，那算了...
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    香槟红 杨wrote:
    逗着我了，靠，直接卖给郭的钢！
    May 21
    悄璇 Jwrote:
    那就换个方案，呃，你在乎你老公的忠贞吗？嘿嘿
    Mar. 22
    land Roamerwrote:
    有道理啊，回家也仔细遐想一下可以改变哪些生活方式。瓦咔咔咔
    Mar. 13
    盐 少wrote:
    还在遐想呵？还能遐想呵？
    Mar. 2
    扔你一床摁钉wrote:
    purple lotus:尽管遐想~~~最好给我想出来一个好老公来，hiahia
    Feb. 26
    扔你一床摁钉wrote:
    chengcheng同学：我肯定不给你往美国寄太费钱了！！！一张纸都要几百块，国内几百块可以寄一火车皮了，嘎嘎
    Feb. 26
    Tracy Zhaowrote:
    遐想这2个字太小了,容易忽略.
    Feb. 26
    Cheng Zhongwrote:
    妖妖:还用什么手纸!我让我姐把学生一年内写的检讨书打包寄过来.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    先要算算邮费啊...
    Feb. 26
    yan zhouwrote:
    看来很容易产生误解啊。。。。
    Feb. 26
    紫菡wrote:
    哇哈哈哈,俺要遐想下妖妖和未来老公的过招~~~
    Feb. 25
    NA ZHAOwrote:
    好像后面还有吧。。。
    Feb. 25
    扔你一床摁钉wrote:
    郑重声明：请仔细阅读，我写的是遐想！！！我没有老公哪，众所周知~~~你们可以去派出所查，我是未婚，咔咔
    Feb. 25
    xin zhangwrote:
    狂晕，尤其最后一句。。。你俩的中文对话还是英文对话？别告诉我是法语的。。。
    Feb. 25
    Tracy Zhaowrote:
    你和你老公真逗呀,有生活情趣

    Feb. 25

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